If I could live the rest of my life by getting paid for having sex with hot guys all the time… I’d be down with it. 

A high-functioning member of society says something absolutely retarded and just grins at you and waits for your response… And then you kinda smile knowingly at them thinking, “You don’t understand social cues, do you?” And then their blank stare and grin just continues waiting for your answer and your smile turns into a grin too, you shake your head and just go, “… Yepp.” And walk away? 

I know that moment all too well.